Got a tattoo
Because of this fucking guy
Oetzi
I love this guy! Funny archeology schtick!
And some new findings!
And the following will explain my plan …
You see many many years ago I read that Oetzi (The mummy discovered a while back 1991) was linked to a Moseley through DNA
The funny write up I had on one of my joke sites the Church of the Little Weird Cowboy many moons ago
Now who knows? It was documented that a Ms. Moseley had the same markers. What do I know? But I found the idea charming! Intriguing and it stuck with me.
The plan … a tattoo. In honour of the oldest MOSLEY (Or Moseley … I have been called worse and my name spelled like that a whack of times.)
Always wanted a tattoo but the one I thought I wanted well, I was talked out of by a well-known serious tattoo artist in TO. At the infamous 50th birthday bash!
I wanted a lightning bolt down my right arm, A sort of thing because I was a drummer. And, at a party I mentioned this to this tattoo artiste and he said “no .. not you.”
“What should I get?” I asked.
He stated quite categorically … “Mose, I know you, you should get a “Crushed Faerie” on the bottom of your foot.”
In fact, I purchased the book of crushed faeries…
The one I picked!!!
Would have been great. Would have hurt like crazy but would have rubbed off.
Anyway, never got it. Life and shit got in the way.
Then I saw this recently!!!!!!
I wanted to get an Oetzi tattoo (modified)
Three stripes on my left wrist.
Homage to perhaps, hopefully the oldest Mosley and ya know maybe he was a drummer and was drunk on his way home and died in the snow. Notwithstanding the arrow in the back. (The foreboding is not lost on me BTW!)
ALSO three stripes = three kids!!!
One for each. I am after all a math wizard!
Basically saying
“Yeah of course I love you!!! Now fuck off and let me die in peace. Maybe in the Alps? In the snow? Who knows. Could be worse?”
Taken loosely from these where, as you can see in the vid, were all over this guy’s body charcoal and a pointy rock. Done.
Most likely NOT tattoos but healing acupuncture Voodoo shit. Or well it was a long time ago … this could have Beena. Drinking game?
And the man, the myth … the legend!
Now before I do the big reveal I had the tattoo artist here do a “needle calculation”
To date needle count:
20+ historical vax yearly incl Tetanus for cycling …
15 and counting cortisone shots
All the Covid shit – 5
Innumerable needles pictures monthly blood tests etc
Insulin … 21,900 injections and counting
65 eye injections and
According to tattoo artiste 514,000 needle strokes to do this ↓
Oh and before I reveal the art
I am laying own the table and the tattoo kid is scraping away on me. I had a thought.
“Hey, have you ever tattooed a dead guy?”
“Wut?”
“Hey, have you ever tattooed a dead guy?”
“Errrrmmm no but I did tattoo a dog that was sedated to show vet students how to tattoo their ears.”
“Perfect you are the guy. So I am NOT sure how much time I have left , suffice to say little vs a lot would you … if I cleared it with lawyers and executors etc would you tattoo me after I am dead?”
“Huh?”
“Yeah here is the scoop. I will leave sufficient funds for you to come in wherever I am and tattoo “THIS SIDE UP!” On my forehead.
And not sure if I will have a wake – more than likely die here on the front lawn. What do I care? I will be dead. What are they gonna do rake leaves over me? Somebody is gonna have to do something and at the very least an iPhone photo would be an excellent send off.
If not, as hoped if I have a wake … a guy dressed like a boxing ref running in at the beginning of the ceremony and counting …”1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10! He’s out! Avec the arm signal.
He agreed.
That in itself has made me think about going back for more…
Maybe this look?
Anyway … I like it!!!
New tattoo!!!
Day of …
A year later …
