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 His Eminence Archbishop Snake ministering to the faithful. |
In order to better serve the faithful, our selfless co-founder, His Eminence Archbishop Snake, has dispatched himself to Asia. The Archbishop has performed miracle after miracle while in the Far East. He has tended the wounded, healed the sick, (Maybe that's tended the sick and healed the wounded? - Whatever!) gave counsel to the despaired, cheered the downtrodden and gives new meaning to the word hope. And he does all these things before he leaves his house in the morning. As one of the founding Fathers (and as you all know we cannot use that term loosely considering some of the litigation we face.) helped The Right Rev FM to name the now centuries old church. (Ok, it was in the early 90's. Sheesh!) but after all the blessings we have seen and all the tax we have evaded - I mean saved - Archbishop Snake is an inspiration to anyone wanting to wear something frilly. We have been remiss lo all these years to not have graced TCOTLWC with the likeness of the Most Honourable, His Eminence, The Archbishop Snake here amongst the cyber-flock. Well, now that we are allowed (Given certain legal issues, lifted restraining orders and the fact that the witness protection program pretty much has done it's job!) Here is the first of many updates from the far east. The Church of the Little Weird Cowboy Mission. As The good Archbishop is known to say ... "Many are called ... few are Shostakovich!" |
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